Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Appropriate Punishments for Donald Sterling…
10. Spend eternity in black heaven
9. Have fate decided by OKC referees (am I right?)
8. Slap on the wrist from Dennis Rodman
7. Season tickets at Apollo Theatre
6. Fined until he has to live as a lowly millionaire
5. Have courtside seats moved to directly below basket
4. Lifetime ban from speaking
3. Walk a mile in Magic Johnson’s size 14 shoes
2. Forced to own LA Clippers from 1981 to 2014
1. Elevator ride with Solange Knowles
