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Tippy Top Ten: BC Teachers Strike

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Here are the Tippy Top Ten Ways BC Teachers are Taking Strike Action…

 

10. Field trips limited to trips to actual fields

9. Alphabet will only be taught to the letter “Q”

8. Inappropriate relationships with students will not occur outside of school hours

7. Recess cancelled in favour of screening episodes of Disney’s Fillmore

6. Optional pants policy implemented

5. Lesson plans replaced with life lesson: “Life isn’t fair”

4. Story time exclusively op-ed critiques of Peter Fassbender

3. Hunger strike with exception made for donuts

2. Students’ grades donated to less fortunate students in Manitoba

1. Even those who can teach, will teach gym

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