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Tippy Top Ten: Luongo Trade

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Here are the Tippy Top Ten Silver Linings in the Roberto Luongo Trade…

10. Without @strombone1, Daniel Sedin’s Pinterest will finally get the attention it deserves

9. Discounted Luongo bobbleheads are finally affordable to the working man

8. With slight alterations, Luongo #1 jersey can easily be transformed into a Messier #11 jersey

7. Luongo’s team poker-night can be replaced by a more fun “Wii bowling-night”

6. Cap room should allow Canucks to sign a couple more Sedins   

5. New addition Markstrom will bring in much needed Scandinavian flavour

4. He promised he’d still Skype us at least once a week

3. Probably won’t have to worry about any more Stanley Cup riots

2. There’s one less soul-patch in Vancouver     

1. Hey, at least fan-favourite Mike Gillis is still here  

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