“Neil was my first and although he definitely wasn’t the last man to go exploring my craters, for that he’ll always have a special place in my heart.”
The Moon — Seriously?
“Dammit Neil, you always had to be first didn’t you. I’ll miss you, you sumbitch.”
Buzz Aldrin — 2nd Man on the Moon
“Ohmigod, I can’t believe he’s like dead. I mean you’d think he’d be super healthy after winning all those bicycle races. #Livestrong #YOLO”
Tara Kimble — Lipgloss Enthusiast
“Now I know what you think I’m going to say. But we did in fact land on the moon. Whether or not NASA’s reason for doing so was subjugating the moon people, now that’s still up for debate.”
Gregory Barnett — Man in Tin Foil Hat
“Wow, so he made it to the moon. What an achievement. Oh, and afterwards he got to come back to Earth too? Well la-dee-fucking-dah. ”
Curiousity — Martian Rover
By Gary Lim
