“If you knew anything about Batman, you’d know the last true Batman was George Clooney.”
Lisa Hoefstra (Useless hipster)
“The Dark Knight Rises is going to be awesome! I sure hope Bane says something I can mindlessly parrot in social situations for the next three months!”
Donald Smith (Already in line)
“Good riddance, I mean what exactly does this ‘bat’ man have to do with real bats? Hey Nolan, maybe next time spend a little more time researching bats and a little less on concocting overelaborate plots. “
Rob-bat (Actual Bat)
“Riddle me this, who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap.”
The Riddler (Rejected supervillian)
“It looks pretty good. But to be honest, I’ve always been more of a Superman guy.”
David Dyck (Mild-mannered reporter)
