Things we could’ve gotten for the 25 Gs we spent on the LipDub

– Twenty-five thousand $1 hookers

– One $25,000 hooker

– $25,000 in VD medication

-Pay the TAs

-Fix up our depressing-ass fountain

-Get McFogg the Dog spayed or neutered

– Buy the women’s soccer team some goals for this season

-Order a hit off Craigslist

-5,000 veggie lunches

– Seven minutes of free beer for each student at the Highland

– Four sectonds of President Petter’s time

-Plastic surgery for yo momma. Dayyym.

List compiled by the Peak Editorial Board