By Gary Lim
“Arrr, why ye be asking me fo-arrr? Now gangway lest ye yearn for feel me cutlass!”
Victor Barbarossa
Wrong kind of pirate
“I never trusted the government’s internet and set up my own Bar-Net for my online needs.”
Gregory Barnett
Man in tin foil hat
“*CENSORED*“
Wikipedia
Information repository
“Who’s pushing my soap through the crab grass? I need that for my laundry!“
Moira Eddleston
Werther’s enthusiast
“No comment. Just the wet schlorping sound of an industry fucking over the commonfolk.”
Hollywood
Industrial Complex