By: The Peak staff
She’s a ten, but she pees when new people see her: Pancetta – Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer
Pancetta’s (also known as Pumpkin Pie Girl, and Pan of the Cetta) name means “bacon” in Italian — quite an appropriate name for a “meaty girl” as described by Isabella — and is about to turn two years old with her upcoming birthday on July 15. She starts her days waking up very early, usually on Isabella’s bed, then she makes her way to her Nonna’s house, where she plays with the water hose, and finally she ends it with belly scratches and the very important task of snoring Isabella to sleep.
Pancetta is quite the fearless doggo —she only barks when there’s a valid reason, such as someone arriving home — never at the vacuum, nor at the sight of a bath — although she sometimes gets anxious and pees when meeting new people. Pancetta’s attitude can be described as laid-back and affectionate. She rarely causes trouble and remains calm unless genuinely bothered. She doesn’t bark at other dogs or mind sharing her personal space with them — she only wants food and scratchies behind her eyes to be happy.
The old gal and the dynamic brothers: Nasha, Pinto, and Chacón – Michelle Young, Opinions Editor
Michelle has three puppies, and Nasha, oldest of the gang, has a daily routine centred around sleeping, eating, and mischievously avoiding taking her medication. Nasha is a clever gal: she either eats everything on her plate besides her pills, or she just spits them out later. Despite her occasional grumpiness, Nasha is a gentle and protective pup with a love for food, especially bananas, pumpkin, and blueberries. If Nasha had a TikTok account, it would undoubtedly be a foodie account, showcasing her culinary taste.
Next up are the five year old pups, Pinto and Chacón, both named after flamenco artists. The pair of dogs like to spend their days exploring outside and snuggling with each other under the sun. Pinto may act tough, but deep down, he’s a baby who craves cuddles and affection. On the other hand, Chacón seems to be a bit more chill, sticking his tongue out when relaxed and having a passion for hiding under blankets. According to Michelle, Chacón might have a thing for sensing ghosts, as he’s sometimes caught barking at the air. Pinto is a bit more mischievous, as he often runs off and chews on things he shouldn’t, and, according to Michelle, if you call for him, he’ll likely look at you and decide to ignore you. If the two brothers were to have a TikTok account, they would probably record their joint adventures exploring the natural world, maybe with some paranormal twist thanks to Chacón’s supernatural abilities.
Spotlight chaser and Grammy award winning artist: Phoenix – Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief and Phoenix’s Mother
Phoenix is a bundle of nerves! He gets spooked by various things, including linoleum floors, fireworks, and any unfamiliar noises. Despite being an anxious little man, he still loves to approach everyone, and will get mad — and express it in a very loud manner — if said approach is not reciprocated. Bravely, he is only mildly perturbed by the household Roomba. Like Chacón, Phoenix may also have a knack at spotting the supernatural, but will understandably choose to hide rather than bark. If Phoenix were to have a TikTok account, he would grumble about the heat, criticize the quality of his treats, and would occasionally just sniff at the camera, just for funsies.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? . . . It’s Kal the superdog! – Jaymee, Promotions and Social Media Coordinator
One of Kal’s endearing quirks is his love for howling, which his family affectionately describes as being talkative. Although generally fearless, Kal, like a lot of dogs, fears the vacuum cleaner and dogs that are much bigger and fluffier than him. If Kal had a TikTok account, he would surely share content on how to convince owners to provide more treats to their pets. He’s so friendly, Jaymee is convinced that if someone were to break into their home, Kal would befriend them rather than attack them.
Have a break, play with KitKat the cat – Nancy La, On-Call News Editor
Kitkat weighs 20lbs so Nancy requires both arms to pick him up, kinda like playing a claw machine game. He’s very friendly, and has already made a couple of kitty friends in the neighbourhood, but, despite him being friendly and an outdoor cat, Kitkat dislikes cars and other motor vehicles. His TikTok account would mostly be POV videos of him hiding in the bushes and engaging in playful moments with his best friend from the neighborhood.
I am Groot: Otis Groot Jassal – Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer
Saije would only change Otis’ dislike for wearing clothes, as she would love to dress him up in cute costumes. Like many dogs, Otis dislikes firecrackers, although his curiosity sometimes overrides his fear, leading him to investigate the source of the noise. If Otis had a TikTok account, it would be full of the fun days he spends with his aunty. Otis is truly a distinguished pup who knows how to be pampered and make his desires known, especially when he isn’t a happy puppy in the moment.