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Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: January 6–12

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 You’ve made your New Years’ resolutions. And you’ll break them all this week. But don’t...

I tried celibacy for a week

Written by Jason Kireina, Peak Associate  I’ll admit, I do enjoy leaning into the sex stuff a bit. Is it because I was sexually repressed...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: May 18-24

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: Is that special someone (who isn’t actually that special, but you’re acting like they are) not responding again?...

Christy Clark admits entire career in politics was just a dare

BC Premier expresses regret over spending adult life fulfilling a 12-year-old’s challenge. By Brad McLeod BURNABY—BC Liberal Party leader, Christy Clark, made a startling admission this past...

Laugh Track: An interview with Jacob Samuel

When it comes to comedy in Vancouver, Jacob Samuel is the epitome of a multitasker. In addition to producing the monthly WHY? Stand-up and...

Spot the first-year

By: Aaron Richardson Students at SFU don’t always get along; we all like and hate different things. But now that fall has come around and...

Quiz: What type of ghost are you?

By: Monica Branch Before you can spook around, you have to figure out what ghost you’ll be — since not everyone can be Danny Phantom...

Rejected Tinder bio lines

By: Winona Young Valentine's Day is right around the corner! For any of you unlucky souls still in Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hoes Club Band, have...

Tips for a sexual experience like none other

By: Winona Young The Peak has compiled this list, giving you these seductive sex tips that will take you from nun to slut in no...

Rejection letter from the company you’re too unqualified for

Written by: Eva Zhu Dear Mr. Just Graduated, Thank you for your application for the position of Director of Human Resources. Unfortunately, we here at Way...