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Friday, November 22, 2019

Tippy Top Ten: Midterms

Here are the Tippy Top Ten signs you failed your midterms last week... 10. Answered every question with “C” on oral exam 9. Tutorials were cancelled...

Man recovering from a hangover learns the men he was partying with were KKK...

A severely hungover Coquitlam man awoke last Sunday to discover that his previous night’s drinking companions were, in fact, not attendees of a belated...

The erotic life of an English Student Union executive

When asked what being vice-president of the English Student Union (ESU) entails, I normally launch into a tired, boring spiel about student involvement. But...

Dear Dr. Breakup

Dear Dr. Breakup, William has just been dumped by his valentine, Lady Francesca. William will not stand for these indiscretions. William has made a blood...

Sex Advice with Wally Bergmann

“My partner and I were discharged from the hospital after discovering an inconvenient allergy to candle wax. On one hand, lighting them closes up our throats...

Chinese zodiac signs for the modern generation

Welcome to 2015, or as it’s known in Chinese mythology, the year of the sheep. According to predictions, the next six months will see...

The Pope Pipe

With the leader of the Catholic Church still undecided (as of March 12th), the eyes of 1.2 billion Catholics worldwide are sure to be...

SFU’s beloved mould and leaky buildings infested with grad students

  BURNABY — Ageing, deteriorating and coming apart at the seams, members of SFU Graduate Student Society have been reported to be “a serious concern”...

Tippy Top Ten: Spring Sendoff

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Biggest Surprises from the SFSS Spring Sendoff …   10. One of the performers had a pronounceable name 9. The beat...

Laugh Track: Shirley Gnome

Shirley Gnome is aware that comedy musicians have a slightly tarnished reputation. For every successful example like Weird Al or Flight of the Conchords,...