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Thursday, August 5, 2021

Ask Mystic Gary: Bullies

By Gary Lim Dear Mystic Gary, Over the last month, I’ve noticed some oddities in regard to my six-year-old. He’s been staying after school much later,...

Quvenzhane Wallis won’t stop asking everyone she knows what a “c***” is.

By Gary Lim and Alison Roach HOUMA, Louisiana — Uncomfortable silence and dry-mouthed stammering permeated the sleepy neighborhood of West Hollow, Houma yesterday night. When...

Russia deems multi-coloured olympics rings ‘too gay’

As part of their recent attempts to not let any of their sports buddies find out that they're anything but a fiercely hetereosexual nation,...

Questionable Information: Apple

The average “Mac Genius” only has an Apple IQ of 103.

Top nine thoughts you had while participating in the Great British Columbia Shakeout

On October 16, residents across the province participated in the Great BC Shakeout, taking time to practice the three main steps for what to...

The erotic life of an English Student Union executive

When asked what being vice-president of the English Student Union (ESU) entails, I normally launch into a tired, boring spiel about student involvement. But...

Dear Dr. Breakup

Dear Dr. Breakup, William has just been dumped by his valentine, Lady Francesca. William will not stand for these indiscretions. William has made a blood...

COMIC: Kinsey Scale

Join the Club: The Board Game Club

New to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday and Saturday night writing Link/Ganon slash-fiction?...

Ski Ninjas: Hugh

By Kyle Lees at Skininjas