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Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Professor Bark Ruffington releases philosophy novel Who is the Good Boy?

In his book Who is the Good Boy? Professor Bark Ruffington discusses life’s morality and the question of how to define good and bad....

SPOOF: Famous Feuds of 2016

SFU Exams vs. The Snow What’s this? What’s this? What the fuck is this?! Snow is a big cock-slap in the face, and Metro Vancouver...

Listless: Rejected Rick Santorum Memoir Titles

By Robert Lutener Against Reason In Defense of Hatred Different: Bad. Same: Good. You Know There are Ways to Find Out About Me, Without Using Google Abort all the...

English language recalls the word ‘literally’

English language revokes word ‘literally’ as done in past with matlarf, and spoo By Gary Lim Citing flagrant abuse and underappreciation, the English language has issued...

Kate Middleton admits entire baby thing “one big joke’’

SUSSEX — Shocking news coming out from the English royal household this morning as Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge —better known to the public...

Tippy Top Ten: Midterms

Here are the Tippy Top Ten signs you failed your midterms last week... 10. Answered every question with “C” on oral exam 9. Tutorials were cancelled...

Halloween: Then vs Now

Costumes Then: We lived in a fantasy dream world of cute pumpkins, cuddly elephants, and creepy zombie brides. Sure, we didn’t have Frozen princesses, but...

What your Andy Warhol poster says about you

Did you notice the Imaginus poster sale on Burnaby campus a few weeks ago? Yeah, you did.  Did you impulsively buy a $12 Game...

The horrifying reality behind your pumpkin spice

If an ethical crisis occurs at roughly the same time each year, and no one chooses to address it, does that crisis make a...

University Life Hacks: Keys to Success

Reign in the next three months of the semester with four more spruce pointers to that’ll keep you styling and profiling on campus!   Wear...