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Ten things to do while you wait for the next issue of The Peak

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Your favourite SFU-based, student-run publication is going on hiatus until September. Here are 10 things you can do to fill the Peak-sized hole left in your heart in the meantime.

1. Follow us on Instagram (@PeakSFU).

2. Check us out online at www.the-peak.ca.

3. Check back again a week later to see if we’ve posted any online-exclusive pieces.

4. Hit refresh (just in case).

5. Clear your history cache, because sometimes new stories don’t show up unless you do that first.

6. Shake your computer screen/mobile device in frustration.

7. Vow to start your own student publication.

8. Realize the time and financial commitment something like running your own publication would cost you.

9. Power down, both your electronic device and your emotions.

10. Apply some sunscreen, grab yourself some form of fruity, alcoholic beverage, and take it easy until we return in September.

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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.

Contact us:
[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024